How to be "Cold" on Facebook

Now that we live in a world of Facebook, where all aspects of life have been integrated into this platform, and a post-Facebook world in the minds of many is equivalent to a post-apocalyptic land, we need to live the best of him correctly. ? … Not necessarily. However, while we’re at it, here are some tips to make it look “cool”, but that’s only if you are in doubt about its “coolness.” Well if not, why do you keep reading this? Okay, maybe you came here by accident … okay then; we will give you some time to leave …

Still here? Good good good! Guess who’s not as cool as they thought. I joke I joke Get to it:

Rule number one is this: less is more. Now say that the students “LESS IS MORE.”

The truth is, no matter how cool you are, no one wants to see you every minute. Nobody wants to see a new profile picture of your face every day. Nobody wants to see your status updates every five minutes (that’s what Twitter is for). Nobody wants to see the two hundred close-up photos of your face taken by you. Just because it’s called Facebook doesn’t give you the right to torture your “friends” with haunting close-ups of your face from all angles.

Unnecessary Tags: If you are the one posting an irrelevant, hilarious photo that you copied from the internet and then tagging your entire friends list … not great. There is nothing as annoying as being tagged in an image that has nothing to do with you and is not even remotely funny.

Don’t give too much information: you are visiting Europe during the summer … great! but you know what’s not amazing? You countdown on Facebook from two months to your departure, annoy people with your every step in this direction, and then come back to post 627 nearly identical photos of your trip. On the other hand, if one day you posted 3 or 4 photos of yourself doing it in Europe … out of nowhere, now that’s “big pimping” like yeah … nothing major, just a quick stop in Europe = Great.

There are two people who make the most noise on Facebook: those who have a lot to do and those who have absolutely nothing in their lives other than existence. It is quite easy to tell the difference, so if you belong to the latter, you really are not fooling anyone with that much respect, calm down. any respect that “friends” have accorded you for the simple fact of being you begins to diminish, as it becomes more apparent that you are constantly inventing “interesting” activities that you are involved in to avoid the fact that you are actually quite lonely.

Don’t be a stalker – Just because you find someone (not a close friend) interesting doesn’t mean you have to comment on everything they post well. While this may be honest and harmless as far as your intentions go, after a while it starts to get creepy so keep this in mind.

Check your status updates: The other day one of my “friends” posted “Ignorance is a blessing” … what ?? And even though that person later claimed it was a typo after taking a few hits, the damage was done. Verdict: The ignorant shoot the ignorant.

Again, less is more. The less active you are on this platform, the more “value” your “friends” would give to your occasional activity. We would appreciate your comments on the activities of your friends and people would be looking forward to seeing new photos of you. This overall value, my friends, is what makes you look “cool” on Facebook.

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