For those of you who left your organizations thinking that you had finally escaped the predatory clutches of your bloodsucking, despicable and horrendous boss who was responsible for your delayed marriage, eluding the social circle, future uncommunicative children, never leaving behind back aches and pains. bigger than life’s headaches. For those who had a longer after party after their boss fired in case he left in search of better prospects. Imagine for a second, I know it’s just a possibility, but it’s still a possibility that you come face to face with he. No, I’m not talking about his avatar or replica, but about him in the flesh. Unfortunately, I’m not talking about bumping into him in a supermarket or outside of a movie theater, but about him as your next boss in the next organization or worse, joining the same organization you left for better prospects. Wooo !! Scary, I know. Don’t avoid the idea anymore, after all, anything is possible!
Now, now I know that you must be going through all the theories of karma that you have been subjected to over a long period by various drools and quotes that you may or may not easily admit that you adore. Despite the first reaction to fight the heartbreak choosing to flee over fight, you must come up with a viable plan to survive. So here are the tips that have proven themselves.
- Don’t forget to say hello!
Exchanging jokes is certainly helpful. I mean that’s the first rule, right? So much for the last yoga aasan that you have been practicing religiously, your heart races faster than a supersonic engine. Just breathe. Phoooww and greets with the intonation that gives off a notion of pleasant surprise.
- Meet your enemy and his new title
Now that the awkward time to say hello is over, ask your HR department about your current role. Chanakya emphasized it and me too, I will know your enemies better than you know your friends. It is always worth having a few friends in the human resources department. It is very possible that you are not reporting directly on him. In case you are, just start praying a little more profusely – it’s a clear case of past life regression that grabs you!
- Believe in the change, it could have happened
Give the boy a legitimate chance. I mean, think about it for a moment, he could have gone through a sade-saati or a dhiya and that would have taught him to be a better human being. If not, bad luck, prepare for your own sade-sati and press to face the new assault.
- Sign up for the latest fashions to de-stress whatever
Be it yoga or a more recent corporate course from a self-styled slime who claims that his five-day course can teach you how to better manage your emotions and cope with life and hardships with ease. Go for it !! After all, he could open your inner eye and you could see how momentous this all really is.
- Go for the next job
If the bastard is still in your boots, it is a clear case of his obsessive compulsive behavior to turn your life into a living hell. Before all hell officially breaks loose, take control of your life and get a new job or a new title or find angel investors to fund your new startup. Whatever you do, this time it’s a little more effective.