We have been in the 21st century for almost two decades, and the rise of the high-tech smart toilet is inevitable. We’re not talking about syncing your toilet to your iPhone, giving it a microwave, or having literal bells and whistles attached. But who wouldn’t enjoy the feeling of having a heated seat or other remote control device in their home? It should be common knowledge now that high-tech toilets are healthy toilets and the change must be natural!

Not everything that is high-tech is doubly healthy for you, but bidets are definitely the exception.

Who would have thought that the modern miracle of glute hygiene would be a jet of water? Well, most of the countries in Asia and Europe already have the use of bidets in those nations highest in the world. Asian nations in particular are pushing the boundaries and filling their luxury bidets with all manner of technology. Companies from Japan and Korea produce bidets with the best characteristics in the world.

Personal hygiene tops the list for why someone would want a bidet. You will not find any science or research that denies this fact. Cleaning leaves residue and these pockets of poop and other undesirable can be breeding grounds for bacteria. These microbes can cause all kinds of diseases, especially if you don’t wash your hands with SOAP AND WATER later! Why would you want to put your hands in the danger zone to begin with?

We have the technology to improve the butt cleanse, but it’s all just a gadget. Time to satisfy your sweet tooth.

Do you want hands-free features for your butt cleaning needs? No problem, many luxury bidets have remote controls. Want to eliminate 100% cleaning from the equation? These high-tech toilets may come bundled with heated air dryers. Is it a little cold in your bathroom in the colder months? No problem, many electronic bidets have heated seats and they are good.

Can’t stand it when the lid or seat is up? Some bidets have hydraulic covers that can automatically open and close the seat. Worried about being pulled out of your seat with a powerful bidet spray? Most high-tech toilets come standard with a variety of different nozzle patterns and sprays, as well as temperature and pressure controls.

Do you want to hide your smell from sensitive nostrils that can’t handle your stench? These smart toilets may even be equipped with carbon deodorizers that will mask your embarrassment. Do you need to go to the bathroom in the dark of the night? How about a sweet nightlight built into your toilet so you don’t lose your mark? You may not need an almighty bidet with the best features. If bells and whistles aren’t your thing, go for an easier route.

You can get a bidet at home for less than $ 50 from many providers.

If you are one of those who say that all this shit is only in your head, you would actually be right. Some scientists suggest that toilet paper is used more as a psychological comfort despite being an inferior method of keeping your butt healthy. Toilet paper creates a kind of physical barrier between us (our hands) and our waste. Do not you believe it? There are several groups of very smart people who do …

Science of Us thinks so.

http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/06/big-change-in-how-america-wipes.html

Scientific American thinks so.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/earth-talks-bidets/

We’re far from the realm of having toilets that teleport our waste to another dimension, but don’t let technology scare you off! The only smart toilets out there are bidets and they are the best way to keep your butt healthy.

Toilet paper could have been a small step for man, but using the bidet will be a big step for all of humanity.